Planet AlchemyTumblr (3.0; @planetalchemy)http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/We honestly don’t think we’re looking too far into...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymd8uLlTW1qzkdjto1_400.jpg"/><br/> I wonder what that tung is for?<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymd8uLlTW1qzkdjto2_400.png"/><br/> Bit of a stretch, but it's male "junk".<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymd8uLlTW1qzkdjto3_500.jpg"/><br/> It's a blue penis. With wings.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymd8uLlTW1qzkdjto4_400.gif"/><br/> 0_o Does anyone NOT see the vulva+clit?<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymd8uLlTW1qzkdjto5_250.png"/><br/> Anal beads. Huge ones.<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymd8uLlTW1qzkdjto6_400.gif"/><br/> Unfortunately the shell uses teeth...<br/><br/> <p>We honestly don’t think we’re looking too far into this when we spotted a lot of sexual allusions in the Pokémon world. I’m sure these (and probably more) were in-jokes amongst the creators. As perverted as the male mind is, I’d like to point out that these were discovered by girls.</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/420357216http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/420357216Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:07:00 -0800pokemonsexual pokemonFound these at Grocery Outlet. Must not have been any good.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky9ntw65Di1qzkdjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Found these at Grocery Outlet. Must not have been any good.</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/405718591http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/405718591Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:27:00 -0800MY copy of New Mutants NM condition =)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumcx79Hsj1qzkdjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MY copy of New Mutants NM condition =)</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/282485193http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/282485193Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:46:22 -080098my pink bent completely backwards on the middle knuckle.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvfa8K0lw1qzkdjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my pink bent completely backwards on the middle knuckle.</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/238650276http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/238650276Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:08:36 -0800A real marine helicopter blade!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks72d2ebBn1qzkdjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A real marine helicopter blade!</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/225253007http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/225253007Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:27:04 -0700I drew this sign 6 years ago on a DRY ERASE BOARD at an old job...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krj5vkuT6A1qzkdjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I drew this sign 6 years ago on a DRY ERASE BOARD at an old job of mine. I visited the place recently, and IT’S STILL THERE!</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/213298040http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/213298040Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:40:00 -0700hector.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqifcm2SNY1qzkdjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hector.</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/196359860http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/196359860Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:33:58 -0700avacado, from a failed guac attempt<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq075yqoQq1qzkdjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>avacado, from a failed guac attempt</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/188390209http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/188390209Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:20:26 -0700we mailed it.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpshoexkh21qzkdjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>we mailed it.</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/185054574http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/185054574Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:26:38 -0700what do you do when Tantus manufactures a dildo modeled Edward...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpsh8ygO9E1qzkdjto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>what do you do when Tantus manufactures a dildo modeled Edward Cullen’s magnificent “sparkle-peen”? stick it to your cardboard Edward, of course!</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/185048518http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/185048518Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:17:22 -0700I had a rock in my left shoe that sliced up my right calve<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kppw0k2z9G1qzkdjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I had a rock in my left shoe that sliced up my right calve</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/183834838http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/183834838Wed, 09 Sep 2009 11:43:36 -0700Derek Jeter grounding out. YAY!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_konmnj5SZN1qzkdjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Derek Jeter grounding out. YAY!</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/166994068http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/166994068Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:52:35 -0700i wonder if gmail knows something about me that i...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/GwvMcNDtfqzehvdvSBFpmCYpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>i wonder if gmail knows something about me that i don’t.</p> <p>-pasty</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/160122076http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/160122076Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:50:05 -0700We asked for our food to go. The guy behind the counter still...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/GwvMcNDtfqzc66jyQxV4urbNo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/GwvMcNDtfqzc66jyQxV4urbNo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>We asked for our food to go. The guy behind the counter <i>still</i> gave us a tray. So we took it. To go.</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/160086592http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/160086592Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:45:00 -0700Random guy. Nintendo bling.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/GwvMcNDtfqxo08nnxyWOt5Jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Random guy. Nintendo bling.</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/159260011http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/159260011Sun, 09 Aug 2009 11:40:50 -0700Full on Flyhead<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/GwvMcNDtfqwvq5d143tXeNCpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Full on Flyhead</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/158970813http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/158970813Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:29:10 -0700Here’s a delightful sampler of Rob. He is...<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Op4xCixZrOs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Here’s a delightful sampler of Rob. He is soooo…good. You can sing just like him too, without saying words. Just mouth random vowels. The title is bullshit, it should be “leeeehmeeEEE MAAAYYYHHhnn”.</p> <p>-pasty</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/158757123http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/158757123Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:51:06 -0700Nick Jonas is my new (least)favorite singer in the entire world....<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/na3LdqZA0gU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Nick Jonas is my new (least)favorite singer in the entire world. I want him to hook up with Rob Pattinson and form a James Blunt cover band. Imagine those two voices combined, and the world will become a little brighter.</p> <p>-pasty</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/158754989http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/158754989Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:45:00 -0700Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/GwvMcNDtfqv8c6jk0YG0ftKxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/158277268http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/158277268Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:46:41 -0700Microsoft Word grammar check: FAIL.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/GwvMcNDtfqsaxr30pZqFOspGo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Microsoft Word grammar check: FAIL.</p>http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/156765754http://planetalchemy.tumblr.com/post/156765754Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:36:04 -0700